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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Walmart Takes Flight With Drone Delivery Expansion to Five New Cities, Redefining Fast, Flexible Retail - Walmart

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Need For Speed Underground 2 remake leaves fans absolutely floored - GAMINGbible

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Wells Fargo Stock Rises as Fed Lifts Asset Cap After 7 Years - Barron's

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Scientists warn that polar warming might alter ocean currents and cause massive flooding in the U.S. - Earth.com

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Sam Altman biographer Keach Hagey explains why the OpenAI CEO was ‘born for this moment’ - TechCrunch

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

They Were 8,000-Pound Sloths With Claws and Armor – Then Humans Showed Up - SciTechDaily

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

6 Foods You Should Be Eating for Bone Health, According to Dietitians - Yahoo

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

NASA’s Parker Solar Probe Spots Powerful Magnetic Explosion Aimed at the Sun’s Surface - The Daily Galaxy