What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 02:03

Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
6 Foods You Should Be Eating for Bone Health, According to Dietitians - Yahoo
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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